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Editor's note: We are not Voltaire. But we did see him play a show in 1995 dressed in a bunny suit. We thought it was a chicken suit at the time, but a few years later he set us straight. We think you sound like a pretty good goth! If you can manage to be goth in a green spandex cape, you deserve your superpowers.
Date: Thu Apr 19 01:06:03 PDT 2001 Name: Justin E-Mail: jsteffman@yahoo.com Homepage: http://thestalker.org How I ended up reading a gothic FAQ after searching for Carpel Tunnel information on Yahoo is a mystery to me. I tried asking the giant bump on my wrist, but it doesn't know how I ended up here either. Regardless, the responses to your FAQ were probably more amusing to me than the FAQ itself. I'm really not into being labeled as this-way or that-way, I'm just me; Justin, the individual. When I see a group of people wearing "Goth-like" clothing, it isn't any different to me than a sports team wearing uniforms. It's Silly, in my opinion. Then again, my opinion means nothing. I'm just Justin, the individual. Anywho, to sum it up, thank you for allowing me to read your FAQ. I think the time was, although unproductive, pretty well-spent. Take care.
Date: Fri Apr 20 16:32:12 PDT 2001 Name: fiona E-Mail: fiona_anderson@hotmail.com Homepage: not_that_sad/gotalife.com/goaway Ok Voltaire come out come out we know you are there. ps phil says hi! snigger. he says see you again at slime sometime. Fatasses of the world unite! only jokin. ps if my cape is green spandex does it cut it? It has "Trusthouse Forte" embroidered on the back...... I am a C rate goth!
Editor's note: Oh, so that's why American beer is like making love in a canoe! Here's a tip: try actually drinking something stronger than beer. Do you even have tequila in England?
Date: Thu May 3 01:49:58 PDT 2001 Name: Silvara Hawnt E-Mail: queen_of_darkness369@yahoo.com Homepage: I have 4 webpages so.....lol! Well I just thought you could use a serious UPDATE... British pubs are now open 24 hours. Because dispite what you said about Brits not being able to hold their drink, this had nothing to do with the Brits themselves this had to do with the British government. Most Brits after a night out at the pub will return home only to consume more drink...lol! Myself being an ex-yank, I know the difference in alcohol consumption of England and America, England consumes FAR more alcohol than America. Also consider this, American beer is piss, it's weak, British lager and ales are a hell of alot stronger than that American stuff. Visit England again and have a Mucky Brown and then see if you can walk out of the pub...lol. It's like drinking cake batter that stuff...
Editor's note: If we can save even one person...
Date: Thu May 10 18:21:28 PDT 2001 Name: angel E-Mail: goth_angel77@hotmail.com Homepage: n/a Haha thankyou for you page my sister wanted to be "just like me" so i put her on your site.....hahaha she thinks goths are all mean now and decided the goth life style isnt for her!!!!thank fuck!!!
Editor's note: Well, that was close, but a haiku is only supposed to have three lines. Here's an example:
Date: Mon May 14 01:46:17 PDT 2001 Name: Jason E-Mail: for3va_275@yahoo.com why the hell are goths goths? wtf is so big about bein goth?! ...you can't get attention any other way? so u resort to dress all black and do everythin gayly so people could look at you wierd..heh sounds pretty gay to me. explain to me. yea?
Date: Wed May 16 06:54:09 PDT 2001 Name: Angel E-Mail: Rubberduckie8504@cs.com your FAQ is gay. You so totally don't know what your talking about. Get a fucking life.
Date: Mon May 21 18:12:46 EDT 2001 Name: Mr. Sprinkles Hay hay hay kids. I would just like to say that being Mormon and gay is OK, because I love you. YOu see we mormons worship the Golden tablets.. and the golden cheese penis. Seed bobs, lorg gurk top............................................................................. I shoot birds at the airport................. MOUNTAIN DEW DICTATOR
Date: Sun May 27 21:40:01 EDT 2001 Name: sue E-Mail: imalittlehottieg@aol.com i have an account on opendiary.com and some person keeps sending me things from your web page as notes in my diary.. the dont leave a name i just wanted to let you know about it cuz u should be getting the credit for the writings
Date: Sat Jun 16 22:10:42 EDT 2001 Name: dark hero E-Mail: fishonbun@yahoo.com The darkness will soon rise choke the light and give life the moment we are cut we begin to heal
Editor's note: We are, like, so jealous of your e-mail address.
Date: Mon Jul 2 20:25:31 EDT 2001 Name: maxxh.. one more time and oh yeah, i'm not drunk *giggle* but i'm from sweden. what the heck .. now you trace me for sure. and i'll bet my money that you gonna try to be mean .. ho-ho. nah just kiding. you seem's to be nice folks .. fighting for the scen. keep it up. *burp* I did not do that. i do not burp.. in public.. raw hahaha
Date: Wed Jul 11 01:53:56 EDT 2001 Name: E-Mail: vnvfiend@aol.com Homepage: you are so stupid on so many levels. . .
Date: Thu Jul 12 19:34:12 EDT 2001 Name: sum chick E-Mail: ldb95@hotmail.com Homepage: sum preppy site i was lookin for makeup tips and i found your site and decided to check it out. im not goth...nor do i wanna be one. im one of those preppy fake snotty blonde cheerleader girls u know, and i have seen some other goth sites like yours, and the creators like you all seem to be so shallow and mean and stuck up. why are goths so freakin angry?
Date: Fri Jul 13 08:47:39 EDT 2001 Name: Johnnie Ha Ha E-Mail: killdozer@fsmail.net Homepage: www.xfiend.com I was the original drummer in Alien Sex Fiend and I can tell you that Nik Fiend and the rest of us geezers were all West Ham Cockney Boot Boys and not fey little queers with limp wrists and a lisp...YOU CUNTS!!!....come on lets 'ave ya!
Date: Sun Jul 15 22:43:12 EDT 2001 Name: Allison E-Mail: i_fuck_nuns@nunfucker.org Like every other subculture in the world, yours has been co-opted by television and big business and other corporate whores to sell shit to people who want to be cool. I know that downloading Bauhaus songs off of Napster doesn't make me a goth. You know it too. But being mean to fat people, socially maladjusted nerds, and other non-Cast-of-Friends types is just as bad as all the people who picked on you in high school because you painted your nails black. Peace, Jah love :-)
Editor's note: Well, we wouldn't want to be unamerican, now would we.
Date: Thu Jul 19 18:56:11 EDT 2001 Name: foroa E-Mail: shorty_________@hotmail.com Homepage: - nobody likes you all ur FAQ's are bout how gay and pathetic you 'loser's are.
Date: Tue Jul 24 16:36:03 EDT 2001 Name: Captain Apathy! E-Mail: b_dillon@efn.org I think that the problem is that most of the aforementioned fat stinky nerds don't want to belong. If they got over their petty persecution complex they'd actually have to take responsibility for their lives! And that's simply unamerican. In my hometown when the nerds invaded our scene we just let them have it and moved on to bigger and better things. I mean, are they really worth the muscular energy required to give them the finger?
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